1. I hate odd numbers. (with the exception of the # 3)
2. Obviously, there are no absolutes in my world.
3. I was voted, 'Most Likely To Be Hunted Down And Brutally Murdered By A Former Classmate'
(No worries though because I keep a close eye on the two guys that were voted Most Likely To Hunt Down A Former Classmate and Brutally Murder Them)
4. I'm kind of a jack ass
5. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't capitalize God.
6. I have a favorite #, letter, planet, color and time of day, but I dont have a favorite song.
7. I love Astrology. I'm a Pisces and I REALLY DO LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH!
8. I dont believe in divorce after the 10th year of marriage. You either have to stick it out or kill the other person for wasting more than a decade of your life.. it's like Sudden Death overtime.
9. Anything to do with kids being mistreated makes me cry instantly.. Any one else being mistreated makes me laugh. See #4
10. I love beer/liquor breath.
11. Im horrible at math but I secretly love doing it.. Sex I mean, not math. That's dumb
12. I was lying on 11. I really do love math, I just have to keep up my cool persona. Everyone kinda see's me as a bad ass, ya know, so there's alot of pressure.. *sigh*
13. When people brag about something, it automatically makes me want to pick on them. Instantly.. I dont know why. Apparently I hate self confidence. See # 4 again
14. I am an honest complimenter. I feel that's a good quality to have in a friend.
15. Im ridiculously high strung.
16. Im about to start making stuff up because my interesting quirks dont roll 25 deep.
17. I dont judge my family and friends but outside of that circle, you're screwed. I become the epitomy of the B in the glass house throwing boulders! It's not my favorite thing about myself, but currently no steps are being taken to change it. =/
18. Im addicted to self help books. I'm naive and eagerly eat that shit up.
19. Contrary to what EVERYONE seems to think about me, I do not like rough sex. There, I said it! I dont know why i give off that, 'beat me, bite me' vibe, but i do and it bugs me.
20. Chad hates it that I talk about things like #19 to strangers. I think it's funny and i do what i want.
21. Chad is the boss of me. Please ignore # 19 & 20.
22. I torture Chad by singing everything instead of talking when we argue. "Well, Chad, lalalalalala, maybe you should stop being a dick for five seconds so I dont have to kill you in your sleep, lalala..I already apologized for hurting your feeeeeeelings but if you are going to continue being a girl about it, im gonna have to go to the stoooooore and get you some tampons and you know im not dressed for that so give it a REEEEEEEST.....weeeeeeeee.
23. The only thing im consistent with is being inconsistent.
24. I think shaming people into doing better is the only way. You dressed like that today on purpose and now im obviously photographing you in WM to show my friends. You suck at life, go home and fix it.
25. If only the good die young, I am poised for a long and healthy life. =)
OMGod Misty, that made me laugh so hard. And I seriously needed a laugh right about now. I hope you know I LOVE you, but I'm a little afraid to hang out with you lest I brag or forget to capitalize something.....
ReplyDelete19, 20 and 21 are true of Austin and I, as well. He was raised with shame. I CLEARLY was not. It happens.
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